0.3.10 [4-19-25]

Fixed versioning for the FINAL TIME

0.3.9 [4-19-25]

Fixed starting with teas, also I didn't actually make bitter potion work last update

0.3.8 [4-19-25]

MAJOR code refactor:

• Moved all of the cards' functions into the card itself
• Split data.js into src/data/...

Other stuff

• Removed pixi.js referrer in the index?
• made bitter potion actually work
• split tea into three different teas because british

We now have an updates page, and the title screen yells at you

a0.3.7

• Actually removed debug mode

a0.3.6

• Removed card in shop deselecting
• Removed debug mode
• Rebalanced shop prices

a0.3.5

• Fixed XP 8 dying
• Fixed debug mode

a0.3.4

Fixed bomb being in first shop

a0.3.3

More bugs than my basement.

• I think I fixed forge not consuming itself
• You can now use pale potion on magic and food cards
• Fixed all the console errors
• Fixed one wacky healthbar, yay, but monster health is still kind of ridiculous sometimes
• Balanced the thing
• Added bomb for fun

a0.3.2

Version name fix goddamit

a0.3.1

Quick image hotfix

a0.3.0

Ye Olde 0.3.0: The Tiny Man Update!

Here's what's new:

• New cards to add variety,
  • Gem (added this in last patch but whatever)
  • Pizza - op tomato
  • Rusty Bow - variant of rusty sword
  • Crossbow - better bow
  • Potions
  • Scrolls, permanently adding max health
  • Shield
  • Talon
• 30+ New bosses and shops, but no one reads their descriptions so just trust me that they're in there
• Each monster has its own background!

We're planning on releasing 0.4.0 sometime in the next month (late April, early May)

More fixes:

• Fixed eyeball looking like it was incredibly unnecessarily overpowered
• Fixed red slimeball, then fixed it again for good measure
• Fixed healthbar (it was fun while it lasted)
• Fixed 6-sword glitch
• Fixed lots of bags thing
• Balanced prices

a0.2.4

The Bone Patch (literally all I did was fix the bone. that's it. i forgot what was wrong with it even lol)

a0.2.3

Some rushed fixes and content, sorry for the downtime

• Made git ignore that DS Store
• Fixed eyeball being incredibly unnecessarily overpowered
• "postprocessing"
• added Gem: 2 Damage, gains 2 Damage when played
• added dragon

a0.2.2

Fixed starting with a billion flints

a0.2.1

Made the forge actually possible to obtain

a0.2.0

Ye Olde 0.2.0: The Farming Update! (Which is actually mostly devoid of farming). Here's what's new:

• A whole bundle of bags!

• New, extra-powerful attack and magic(?) cards:

  • The Forge: Fuel your forge by feeding it unwanted attack cards
  • The Bag: Three new bags for each shop slot
  • Red Slimeball: New, extra-powerful slimeball variant
  • Flint: 1 Damage, gains 1 damage when played

• New monster: Golem

• The bag shop, and more fun shop locations!
• Secrets! OooOOOooOOo!

And all the bugfixes:

• several balance changes to attack cards
• enemy damage scales less
• updates to font
• fixed eyeball not taking into account monster level
• fixed frog saying wrong price
• fixed bone attacking thrice
• fixed having too many bags just killing everything
• fixed loot slot code throwing over 10,000 of the exact same error
• who knows what else Released this a little earlier than I wanted due to the lack of updates. Unrelated, but the Balatro inspiration seems to be slipping in...

a03-23-25[ 0.1.5 ]

Fixed healthbar because it was annoying

a03-23-25[ 0.1.4 ]

If you look really closely at any of the art in this game, you're gonna find as many mistakes as you would bacteria on a petri dish. - Evan Lee, 2025

• Put prices back to normal (it didn't work as I expected and generally made things not fun)
• Removed negative monster health because it was misleading
• nerfed frog
• added monster stats
• Made health overflow considerably cooler-looking
• told mobile players to go away
• qol: X button in inventory is now sticky (doesn't respond to scroll);
• FIXED: some animations not repeating
• FIXED: carrot sprite being potato
• FIXED: both carrot and tomato giving incorrect health amounts
• FIXED: playing really large and powerful hands kills you
• FIXED: Inventory sound effect

a03-22-25[ 0.1.3 ]

daily update # something

• add: Carrot (that was last update, but I forgot about it)
• add: Tomato
• add: Win SFX
• ⚖️: changed price of most things
• qol: monsters give you less stuff
• qol: buttons can't be pressed while enemy is attacking
• qol: decreased wait time for enemy attack
• fix: glitchy button animations
• fix: Farmer's Market description described a blacksmith

a03-21-25[ 0.1.2 ]

bugfixes and brief farming

• Made monsters other than Slime able to level up
• attempted to make price not be white when not completing a purchase and leaving the shop but gave up
• fixed strange-looking shop names

• made monster damage level up as well

• added Mini-spiders

• added Farmer's Market

a03-21-25[ 0.1.1 ]

Fixed starting with two eyeballs

a03-21-25[ 0.1.0 ]

Ye Olde 0.1.0: The Ample Update! So far you can...

• Fight potentially lethal monsters!
• Collect loot and treasure!
• Upgrade your weapons in safe, friendly-looking shops!

Changelog:

• Added inventory screen
• Added 3 new cards:
  • Tea: Heals 40% of total Health
  • Potato: Heals 100% of total Health
  • Bag: +1 of each card slot available in Shops
  • Eyeball: Mimics enemy's attack
• Added new enemies and shops
• Green Toad resprite + price fix
• Fixed "card is undefined" bug + Market Stall not having a food card

What's next? I have a long spreadsheet of potential new cards, enemies, and shops! Further updates will focus on expanding content, allowing for longer play.

Also, please don't report any bugs. I am aware of most of them.

Have fun!

a03-20-25[ 0.0.18 ]

we might be ready / tons of bugs

Bugfix update + deselecting:

• Finally added deselecting (it looks a little buggy but I'm not a master programmer so I can't fix it)
• Corrected some minor naming issues in the previous updates' descriptions
• Fixed money number not being gold-coloured after buying its card in shop
• Fixed actions not resetting between hands I know there's still a lot of bugs, but it seems like all that's left is 0.1.0! We might be ready.

a03-19-25[ 0.0.17 ]

i am smart trust me
Fixed the death screen so that it allows you to actually play the game

a03-19-25[ 0.0.16 ]

death + sound
Added sound effects (the least important problem right now), and a death screen

a03-18-25[ 0.0.15 ]

so that didn't work
took four hours to hack together a stupid fix to a play timing thing... but on a better note, frog works, and it doesn't break when you play more than one hand anymore

a03-18-25[ 0.0.14 ]

br/ + oh i'm a liar now?
layout issues

a03-18-25[ 0.0.13 ]

now thats enough for one morning
fixed slimeball, red slimeball, cards not playing in the right order, created bone

a03-17-25[ 0.0.12 ]

versions lol
Added version history to README

a03-17-25[ 0.0.11 ]

oh don't mind the background
I had the background set as an enjoyable rainbow because the programming experience was the opposite (reverted)

a03-17-25[ 0.0.10 ]

INTO ENDLESS
PART 2: made the game states work multiple times in a row. you can now play forever, if you wish.

a03-17-25[ 0.0.9 ]

you can somewhat do another battle
PART 1: halfway through making the game states work multiple times in a row, added juiciness and coincidentally also Juice

a03-16-25[ 0.0.8 ]

now thats a lot of money
Added the shop, title screen, and generally nicened things up a litte

a03-15-25[ 0.0.7 ]

little mini for new beginnings
Neatened the battle view, added hands or something

a12-04-24[ 0.0.6 ]

bugs FIXED!!!
preliminary balance changes, was an idiot and used chatgpt

a11-23-24[ 0.0.5 ]

daily update 3
Added actions, moves, and dealing

a11-22-24[ 0.0.4 ]

select
removed test buttons, added enemy health, ability to select cards, and oversized play button

a11-21-24[ 0.0.3 ]

enemy
added rudimentary enemy

a11-19-24[ 0.0.2 ]

checklist lol
added checklist

a11-19-24[ 0.0.1 ]

cards
init

a11-19-24[ 0.0.0 ]

select
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